Thursday 26 December 2013

The Tiny Visitors - Fatty Messerschmitt Gets Promoted

Fatty Messerschmitt and one of the Red Reihers


Many many years ago there was a small group of little sailplane models that dwelled near the town of Hamburg.  They thought they were toys, tiny models of large gliders, destined to spend their time in the care of some small child.  Most of them were quite small, 1/200th of their life-size cousins, but one, Fatty Messerschmitt, was huge, hence his name.  He had to put up with a certain amount of teasing on account of his size.  All the others were slim and elegant, but Fatty was huge and ungainly and unable to fly unaided.  He remained the Ashputtel of the group, and always tried to hide at the back of the shelf, hoping his bulk would appear smaller in the shadows. 

One day a rotund man in a uniform with many glinting buttons and decorations came to see them.  He looked the little group over, nodded appreciatively when he saw Fafnir, and seemed generally pleased with them. 

“Very nice little models you have here, Herr Gruneberg, very nice indeed.  Just what is needed to get our young boys interested in flying.  But what we really need is recognition models, and since small one or two seater gliders aren’t used much for enemy action we don’t need little models of them, either.  Don’t you have anything else?”

Herr Gruneberg slowly took Fatty from the back of the shelf where he had been hiding, as usual, and offered it to the visitor.  “What do you think of this then, Herr Reichsminster?”

“A Messerschmitt Gigant!  Yes, that is exactly what I was looking for!  What about He 111s, you have some of those, too?” 

“Of course I have!  See here on the next shelf I keep the bombers.” 

“Simply splendid, Herr Grunewald, I am so pleased I dropped by your house while visiting the area.  I will send you a few more recognition models of both our own and enemy aircraft, and then you can start with your training sessions.”

The little group of model gliders did not understand any of this, except that the visitor had approved of Fatty.  Shortly afterwards a few dozen model airplanes arrived and joined the bombers in the shelf below.  There were also a few new gliders, all much bigger than the rest of them.  But none were as big as Fatty.

After the arrival of all the new aircraft life changed for the little gliders.  Every afternoon a group of children came into the room, and Herr Grunewald showed them his collection of toys.  In the evenings there often came a few grown-ups to look at the aircraft.  Fatty was always the star at these occasions, and grew quite conceited because of it.  But the slim gliders were rarely taken off the shelf anymore.

Under normal circumstances gliders are happy-go-lucky creatures who don’t think overly much and live for the day.  This is true for the little models as well as for the big sailplanes.  But the situation the little gliders found themselves in was very unusual.  Instead of being taken off the shelf by a small child during playtime, they were stuck there all day long with nothing to do except watch the demonstrations Herr Grunewald gave to his visitors, and listen to the conversations of the bombers on the shelf below.

Generally speaking gliders have very little time for airplanes.  They pride themselves on being able to fly without the aid of motors, on gliding through the air silently on a thermal or a breeze.  And although the little models had only ever ‘flown’ in the hands of a child, they nevertheless shared the prejudices of their larger brothers.  So at first they paid no attention to the talk of the bomber models.

Meanwhile Fatty was learning a lot from his daily sessions with the visiting humans, and also he was getting very chummy with the He 111s who were always shown together wit him.  Whenever he returned to the glider shelf after a demonstration he told them what he had heard that day.  That’s how they found out why Fatty was so big!  He was not a sports glider, like the rest of them, but meant for real work.  He was a model of the biggest transport glider in the world, the Me 321, a glider bigger than the biggest airplane, and so huge that it was called Messerschmitt Gigant (German for ‘giant’)!  It was designed for transporting troops and equipment into enemy country cheaply and silently.  Since the Gigant was too big to fly like a sports-glider, just by using wind and thermals, three bombers – including He 111s – were used to pull it up into the air and then drag it towards its final destination.  A few miles before its landing spot the bombers would detach the cords they used to pull the Gigant, and the transport glider would slowly circle downwards and land, hopefully unnoticed by the enemy. 

No wonder Fatty was becoming so self-important!  He was the model of a glider that did real grown-up work, while the rest of the occupants of the glider shelf were just little models of sports-gliders that were themselves just toys, fun to play with but essentially useless.  While Fatty grew ever more big-headed, the rest of them became deeply depressed.

But one evening Fatty returned from a session in a very serious mood, and instead of his usual bragging said quietly, “My friends, we have to talk.”  And then he told them what the training sessions held by Herr Grunewald were all about, and what role the toy models played.