Wednesday, 7 September 2016

Moral turpitude in ecclesiastic flower-beds

Nicotiana shamelessly displayed near the nave

The moral climate in la Bourboule keeps dropping.  Regular readers of my blog will remember that in the past the flowerbeds around the local church abounded with vegetables, no doubt planted by the caring priest to distribute in times of need to impoverished parishioners.  I particularly appreciated the runner beans on each side of the entrance to the church, and gave full cudos to the priest in charge.

You will therefore understand my appalled surprise when I investigated the environs of the church yesterday, to find that all the vegetables - except for a two meter high clump of dill - had been uprooted and removed.  In their stead - it pains me sorely to report this - I discovered several tall, healthy looking specimens of the tobacco plant!  Words fail me.  Whatever next, cannabis grown in pots on the altar of the Lady Chapel?

Shame Shame Shame!!!!

I noticed this blasphemous planting while shopping at the Bio-Marche (organic food) which graces the town centre every Tuesday.  I am trying to lead a healthy life style while there is still time, so came away with a very extensive shop!

Loot from the Bio market

Three different types of bread

Fruit paste, locally made

Tiny cauliflowers and cabbages

I had no idea how many beans made one kilogram!

Non Bio, but good for the digestion

La Bourboulian Bonsai

Living willow sculpture

Strictly no beans - last year half the window was obscured!

More tobacco!

Another living sculpture

A snowman in green - love it!

And next door, a plastic greenery fence - why and wherefore?

Monday, 5 September 2016

A visit to St-Sauves


St-Sauves is a little village I pass through in the bus on the way to la Bourboule.  I often wondered what it was like - it looks quite nice in the twenty seconds or so I see of it through the bus window.

Today my cure wasn't as exhausting as it usually is, however I am already feeling the stirring of one or two dozen cold germs in the remote areas of my body.  The weather is still nice.  So I figured, who knows how long I will be able to seek out non-la Bourboulian climes, and set forth today after breakfast to visit the 1,200 head-strong St-Sauves.

It is about 5km away, and since I dawdled along the way it took me one and a half hours each way.  I am a bit out of practice, and when I decided to go shopping for food after I had returned (another hour there and back) my feet made their displeasure felt ....

St-Sauves from a distance

I misread this as 'EU' and was mightily cheered
Despite my high hopes, nurtured during the last eight years of driving through St-Sauves, it proved disappointing.  I don't know why I expected exciting shops and little boutiques catering to the spoiled likes of me - well there are no such things in St-Sauves.  I had planned to have lunch there before walking back home, but the offerings were so uninspiring that I went straight back home, after having made numerous photos - I know what I owe my readership!




Inside the church of St-Sauves, which is very much like the one I visited in Murat-le-Quaire




Immediately after this photo was taken this cat was attacked by a black cat, and a noisy battle ensued.  I averted my eyes and passed on.


An old weighing station for cattle - I tried to weigh myself but it is no longer operational



Gate from the 12th century, the cat fight took place nearby - making it 'cat-gate'?



I measured the width of this house - 1 (one!) meter

Walking back to la Bourboule


Lots of closed down houses, like elsewhere in the region.  It is very sad, looks like the place is dying.  More people should have their holidays in the Auvergne!

The Barrage, which I visited on my way back

It used to be a tourist attraction, with little boats that one could rent - about 70 years ago....







Sunday, 4 September 2016

Safely ensconced in La Bourboule

Bird's nest at the Gare de Bercy

Well, I made it safely to my holiday destination!  As usual, there were a few adversities to overcome, but all in all I had a good journey.

I had to get up earlier than ususal, having booked an earlier train (totally forgot!), so 4am saw me alight from my bed half asleep and prepare for lift off.  And would you believe it, there was someone ahead of me at the bus stop!  Luckily he didn't sit in my favourate seat ....

Having made the trip to London safely, I hailed a cab - my suitcase was rather too heavy for the underground stairs, what with three books on microbes and a legal studies textbook inside, not to mention my special cooling pillow which weighs a ton but has already proved invaluable.

At the Eurostar Terminal I foolishly decided to buy a few bits and pieces for the journey, and was confronted with a talking - but not dancing - electronic sales device, which expected me to scan my own purchases and bag them according to a complicated system that remained a mystery to me.  It took ages, and every ten seconds or so a human attendant had to intervene; it would have been faster if she had just served me the ususal way!  I now understand why shoppers feel legitimised to steal some of the items they are trying to buy - I felt tempted myself.  If I have to do all the work, surely I am entitled to a bonus?  I mean, what's in it for me?

Next time I shall buy whatever I need beforehand; cheaper, too, the Eurostar shop cost at least a quarter more than my local supermarket.

The journey to Paris was, as usual, uneventful.  I was almost first in line for a taxi, and soon winged my way to the Gare de Bercy.  I had an excellent discussion with the driver, who told me that my French was excellent, and immediately lapsed into English.

The Gare de Bercy is a singularly boring trainstation, especially considering it is in Paris and used by quite a few people, including foreigners.  I did spot the above and below pictured bird nest, which was full of chirping young!

the same from a distance

After three and a half hours on the train to Clermont Ferrand, which I spent absorbed in a book about microbial parasites, we arrived in a significantly hotter local capital than the one I left.  34C, no less!

I waited for my bus, which for some unknown reason did not go to la Bourboule, as per usual, but decanted us at Laqueuille, a lifeless nest of a place with 350 inhabitants who were all in hiding.  I had gotten off the bus first, and nabbed the best bench going, immediately in front of the train station where the buses stop, but was sooned joined by a woman with an addiction to shouting into her mobile telephone.  I fled across the parking lot, but the distance - quite considerable as you can see - did nothing to mute her voice, which dominated the entire area for the whole hour we had to wait for the second bus which finally brought us to la Bourboule, which took ten minutes.  Ah well.

I had been a bit worried that the loud woman would also stay at la Bourboule, even - horror of horrors! take the cure alongside me or stay in my hotel - but she remained on the bus to go on to Le Mont-Dore.  Good riddance!

Laqueuille, as far as possible from the noisy one

That foot on the table is mine!

A fellow traveller who took a nap while waiting

There she is, booming away

Safely in la Bourboule I mysteriously remembered the combination for the front door of my hotel, let myself in, and unpacked my bits and pieces.  On the way from the train station I had bought some milk, and luckily my milk kefir, which I had secreted in my suitcase and imported into the country, was in good shape.  Having settled my kefir, I made a pot of tea and unpacked my suitcase.  I was back!

Today I made the usual start up purchases, toilet paper, food, washing up liquid, that sort of thing, that are needed when one lives in a self catering apartment for a while.

While meandering around town I noticed - to my consternation - that the town had changed.  This is a serious matter, since the main attraction of la Bourboule is its unchanging, 1970s nature.  The misguided modernisers had chopped down the trees that surround the fountain, replaced the admittedly uncomfortable concrete benches with wood and metal ones, and planted some wanna-be mediteranian plant troughs with lavender and such like.  They also destroyed a large number of parking spaces, which had resulted in a drop of customers, as Pascal at Au Regal Auvergnat has assured me.

They tried to further enhance the appeal of the fountain by re-programming it into splashing its waters about in some ambitiously abstract fashion, which caught some old age pensioners unaware and moistened them somewhat while they were taking their post lunch constitutional today.

Abstract waterworks at the la Bourboule fountain

All the trees removed!

See the faux mediteranian air?

As seems to become a habit, whenever I arrive at la Bourboule there is a fair going on.  You can see probably some of the fun rides in the background of the photos above.  While I was dodging the various amusement stalls I noticed that the vegetation in the public plant areas had changed - this year they abound with wild flowers!  A very pleasing effect, and probably cheap, too - it seems the city gardeners just scattered some wild flower seed packets about, and lo and behold!  plants appeared.

One can never quite tell in la Bourboule whether a plant is supposed to be in a public planting or has arrived of its own accord.  For example, I saw some thistles growing in a flowerbed that gardeners anywhere else would denounce as weeds, but in la Bourboule you just never know.



I am rather fascinated by these ducks floating on water!  Maybe one day I shall try to play whatever game this constitutes


Today was marked by a brass band and street festival, featuring large figures made of flowers ...




This evening I went to see my doctor, at 19:15!  Where else could you see your doctor at 19:15 on a Sunday?  Tomorrow starts the cure.  The Therme now opens at 7am, which is tricky for me.  My alarm clock has a default setting of 7am, and the instructions are in French, so I am not sure I can set the alarm for 6.  The cure used to start at 8, which dovetailed nicely with my alarm clock setting.

I really don't know what things are coming to in la Bourboule, nothing but endless changes!

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Do you have a Cheer-Up Box?

Uplifting messages, each in its own envelope

One of my friends is a little depressed these days, so I decided to make her a Cheer-Up Box.  I hesitate to make a post about this, because it is such a commonplace thing to do, but just in case there is anyone out there who doesn't know about this custom yet I will write about it anyway.  Who knows, maybe one day I will get one myself!

Take a largish box, and fill it to the brim with lots of little, individually wrapped gifts, of the kind you have reason to believe the recipient will find comforting and uplifting.

There is no point, for example, in giving bottles of booze to teetotalers, or chocolates to someone who is depressed over their weight (unless they are underweight, rare these days, of course).

You have to put some serious thought into this!

It usually takes me at least one day of shopping to accumulate enough present to fill a Cheer-Up Box; a dozen presents is the minimum, though I think twenty are a good number.

Every present has to be wrapped nicely, of course - there is nothing cheery about a badly wrapped up gift!  And do not use last year's Christmas wrapping paper, either - it looks like you can't be bothered to go out and source non-Christmas wrapping paper (so NOT a sign that you care!) and anyway the recipient may feel  guilty about opening the presents - it would feel too much like opening Christmas presents early!

Mountain of gifts

Next come the up-lifting messages!  You will need to get as many little cards with envelopes as you have presents, and possibly one large card where you explain what the package is about - you don't want the recipient to open all the gifts at once!!!!

Having obtained the cards, you need to compose those up-lifting messages.  If you run out of cheerful things to say, you can always google for appropriate sayings and quotes.  Make sure you use your best handwriting, there is nothing comforting about a message that is impossible to decipher!

Having written your cards, and sealed them in their individual envelopes, you put them together with the wrapped presents into the box and convey it to the intended recipient.

From now on, until the box is empty, the recipient will go to the box every time s/he is sad, pick a card and a gift, and open both. If you have done a good job, the recipient will cheer up a little and find the strength to live another day.  Task accomplished!

Now where is my box?