Monday 29 October 2012

Time to Start the Christmas Season!




OK, so I am a little behind …I have been so busy de-cluttering that I almost forgot about my Christmas preparations.  Sad but true.  But I have made a lot of progress, so will be able to take out some time for wrapping present and baking cookies and stuff.

I have decided to respect other people’s space as well as my own by not giving them any Christmas presents.  Handy and cheap for me, you might think, and consider me a cheapskate and a tightwad.  Since I am the number 1 fan of Uncle Scrooge this does not faze me.  Anyway, you are quite wrong; although I shall no longer give the sort of rubbish which clutters up other people’s houses, I shall continue to give them (a) perishables, ie things to eat and drink and use up, (b) useful things, ie something they really do need, and (c) small things which take up little space yet are very beautiful, ie scarves and Christmas Tree ornaments.

(a) Shall be the subject of quite a few of my posts between now and Christmas, because I plan to give cookies and Stollen and perhaps even Dominosteine to my favourite friends.  I will make photos, too, so those among you who live to far away to receive baked goods can at least look at the finished products and imagine they are eating them.  I am very kind and generous that way.

(b) Is a minor category as far as my friends are concerned, since they are all rich and need nothing.  I have managed to find a little something for K, who is not really poor but has this habit of admiring something and then not buying it, and then regretting not buying it.  A very useful habit for me, because I quickly rushed out and bought it for her!

(c) Was much on my mind yesterday, because I haunted the website of my favourite Christmas Tree ornament manufacturer and ordered a few special items – some for myself and some for a few select friends.  These ornaments are very small and flat, so one can shove them into an envelope together with a Christmas card as a little present.  They are made of pewter, and beautifully painted, and I like to buy a few every year for my Christmas decorations trove.

So buying Christmas presents is not really necessary, except for a few little ones for myself.  Lest you think I have all of a sudden become frugal, let me assure you that I have bought all the big ones for myself a long time ago and am hoarding them in a secret location!

The most urgent thing now is to prepare the dough for Pfefferkuchen.  You may have encountered them in large cellophane bags in the cheaper shops in the pre-Christmas season, and wonder why I propose to produce such sad specimens of the cookie world.  Well, obviously mine are better!  I use an ancient tested recipe, and have been ordering ingredients from the German Bakery in London recently.  Sadly they didn’t have Butter-Lard, so I have to make it myself again.  Luckily I have an old cookbook that explains how.  If you live in a foreign country, far away from the flesh-pots of Germany, you learn to make everything yourself.  Would you believe I even made my own Quark, a sort of cottage cheese, so I could make cheesecake, when I lived in Oregon?  The list of my talents is extensive.

Anyway.  These Pfefferkuchen have two time-consuming requirements.  Firstly, the dough has to sit in a warm place for two or three weeks prior to baking.  Not an easy thing to achieve in my non-centrally heated house!  Secondly, they need at least two weeks to lose their rock-hard consistency after baking.  You do the maths!  It is high time I got going.  It’s this week or not at all!  Time's awasting!

After that the Dresdner Christstollen must be tackled.  Then Nuernberger Plaetzchen.  After that I will make Zimtsterne (except I never use the star-shaped form, way too much work), and probably Buttergebaeck.  Plus Nuernberger Lebkuchen, can’t miss them off the list.  And when all that is done I am going to try something new:  Dominosteine.  Never made them before, but I have high hopes.  They are dreadfully expensive to buy, so making my own will be a huge savings.  Except that I will eat about ten times as many and not save a penny – let’s not go there.

The other thing I am considering is making some more candied citrus fruit peel.  It is much better than the stuff one can buy ready made in shops, and doesn’t really take all that long to make.  I am almost out of the batch I made a few years ago.  Wonderful in the stollen!  The problem is, I need fruit that have not been treated with herbicides, pesticides, wax, and any of the other chemicals that poison the regular varieties.  This Saturday I am in London, perhaps I shall nip over to Harrods …

Of course there are many other things to do aside from baking.  I must dip a few bees wax candles, supplies are running low and maybe I will make a few spare ones and give them away as presents.  Things will really heat up just before the first of Advent, because ideally everything should be ready then.  But there is still plenty of time, and if one is organised one can get everything done.

So onwards and upwards, allez hop, los los zack zack mach schnell!

The pre-Christmas season is now officially open!