Sunday, 22 March 2015

The New Bodleyan - One For Judifer

The New Bodleyan

Today I ventured downtown to meet my friend A. for breakfast.  I haven't been out and about much, having had a nasty cold, but I am feeling better now and it was a beautiful day, so I decided to go.  A. works in the Bodleyan Library most Sundays, and I usually walk her over after we finish our breakfast.

The Bodleyan is located in several different areas these days, having branched out from their original building opposite Hertford College.  One of these branches is the New Bodleyan which was built between the wars (opened in 1940) and was getting a bit grotty - I should know, I used to study there in the PPE Reading Room.  It was recently re-modelled, and this week was the great opening.  A. worked there today, so I decided to have a quick look around.

I swear, the place looks more like a modern museum than an honest library!  There is even a cafe! Well, I have taken a few photos for my good friend Judifer who loves libraries, but didn't stay long.  Those re-modelling vandals managed to turn a comfortable down-at-heel seedy disreputable old shoe of a study-cave into a modern non-entity, the sort of thing you can find in every major town of the globe.  Totally destroyed its personality.  I don't know why they do that sort of thing, to attract tourists I suppose, as though there weren't enough of them already.

Today there were loads of visitors, and they had even hired a little band of musicians ...  In a library!  My old boss Majel Michel Warren would be turning in her grave!

Here is the link, if you are interested

http://www.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/our-work/estates-projects/weston

Hic transit gloria mundi.  Enjoy the photos.


View of old Indian Institure, left New Bodleyan, right Clarendon Building

Old printing press in the foyer

Musicians in the foyer

Inside looking up

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Looking from the foyer at the Sheldonian Theatre

Clarendon building from New Bodleyan

Sheldonian - on the left the library shop

Entrance

New Bodleyan

Taken from the Clarendon Building

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One of the heads surrounding the Sheldonian Theatre

Sheldonian Theatre

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Sunday, 8 March 2015

The Tiny Visitors - The raven Hoppdiquax enters the picture


While the little glider models were seeking to escape through the fireplace of the room where they lived, unknown allies had arisen in the form of the avian community and the cat Miau-mein-Mauser. The birds were extremely disturbed by all the hoopla going on in the sky – a great many of their number had been shot down and wounded – and they were keen to aid any effort to halt the war. As for the cat Miau-mein-Mauser, he felt personally insulted by the competition – if anyone killed birds it was HIM, and no one else! So he agreed to a temporary ceasefire with the birds when the situation was explained to him by the raven Hoppdiqaux, who was highly intelligent – like all corvids – and fluent in many languages.

The raven Hoppdiquax had a nasty reputation all over Germany on account of his numerous crimes against humanity. There were few legs he had not pecked, few newspapers he had not tried to steal, few dogs he had not ridden on, and no food that was safe from his predatory beak. Under normal circumstances he would have sooner cracked a little glider model in his strong beak than helped it escape. However, he had lost several relatives in the recent skirmishes in the air, and he was keen to stop the shooting down of aircraft which imperilled the wider avian community to which he belonged. And like the cat Miau-mein-Mauser he rather felt put out that his favourite prey – human beings – were being attacked and irritated by other enemies. They barely took notice of his peccadilloes anymore, now that they had bigger problems to worry about, and this neglect rankled with him.

Now Hoppdiquax was a great one for spying and lurking and listening in on people's conversations, and soon found out that they used the little glider and airplane models to further their war in the sky. So one day, just at the time when the model gliders were plotting their escape, he took advantage of an open window and hopped in to have a chat with the scale model community, who, after some hesitation – his reputation preceded Hoppdiquax even here – accepted his offer of co-operation.

Suddenly the situation had massively improved for the little scale model community! They had enlisted the aid of the entire bird population of the area, including several who were quite large and able to carry them on their back or in their beak, like Hoppdiquax, as well as that of a large and wily cat – a cat quite used to open doors by jumping onto their handles …. They had also identified two possible exit ways. Firstly, the chimney, and secondly, the door, perhaps even a window, if they got lucky!

As usual, Mechthild Meise asserted herself and delineated a plan of action. “Before we can decide how to escape,” she said, “we need to determine who wants to come with us. The smaller sports gliders can probably escape through the chimney, but the larger transport gliders might get stuck. So we need several different escape plans for the different groups, and those of us who succeed will then rendezvous at a designated meeting place afterwards.” Stating the obvious had always been one of Mechthild's great strengths, so predictably everyone agreed with her.

"Hey, what about us," shouted the Spitfire from the next shelf. "What about us bombers and fighters and hawkers? Surely you aren't going to leave us behind?"

Oh dear! Mechthild, like most gliders, was contemptuous of the motorised airplanes, and rarely included them in her calculations and plans. But Rex Rhönadler was less chauvinistic than her, and assured the Spitfire that they would of course also be included in the escape plans. Slightly mollified, but still suspicious, the motorised airplanes agreed to join in the escape discussions of the gliders, which they had hitherto regarded with amused detachment.

After Hoppdiquax assured the scale models again of the support of their avian friends, he left through the window as before, and reported to his fellow birds and the cat Miau-mein-Mauser. The cat immediately offered his door-opening skills to the enterprise, and also contributed the advice that the window in the room where the scale models were held was opened every day after the church bells had tolled nine times for half an hour, and suggested that the Great Escape should take place at that time. “Do it on a Sunday,” he added. Everyone is at the 'Freiwilliger Arbeitseinsatz' then and few humans will be around the house. They depend on Hasso the dog to guard the place instead.”

“Leave Hasso to me,” croaked Hoppdiquax – torturing Hasso was one of his favourite past times.

Several blackbirds were at the meetings, and the one with a white ring around his eye asked where the scale models planned to escape to? He said that there was a large stork's nest not far on top of an old farmhouse, where they could perhaps hide for a while until the humans stopped looking for them. “The Adebar family has decided to stay in the Southwest of France this year, what with all the war and disturbances going on in Germany, so their nest will be quite empty.” “It is a pity the Adebars won't be around this year,” opined Hoppdiquax, “they could have taken the scale models to La Bourboule on their way to Africa, where they would be safe.” The raven Hoppdiquax, for all his faults, was a wise and knowledgeable old bird.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

The pleasure of an enclosed bed

The bed-cave curtains half drawn

These days, when it is cold outside and the urge to hibernate becomes overwhelming, I really appreciate my Tudor style bed.  I had it specially made by the Woodworkers' Guild many years ago.  For some strange reason it didn't come with curtain poles - apparently most customers don't put curtains on their beds.  This seems exceedingly strange to me - why have a bed like that if not to keep out the cold?

Viewed from the foot part


But a lot of people think that way.  You notice in hotels etc these sorts of beds are never properly curtained, but only have a little bit of curtain at the head part of the bed?  My bed is different, I can close it off completely, and it makes a real difference to the temperature inside my sleep-cave, let me tell you!

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'Course I had to work hard to achieve this, and there is a price to be paid.  I installed curtain poles, but because of the way the bed was constructed the poles can't really be attached permanently, and about once a year they come crashing down while I draw the curtains, which is most irritating and often results in a bump on the head.

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This happened to me last Thursday, and while reattaching the curtains - did I say curtains?  They aren't really curtains, they are afghan kelims!  And that is exactly the problem, because kelims are beloved not only by me but also by MOTHS!  Yes, gentle reader, while reattaching the poles and rehanging the kelims I noticed that the Moth Menace had once again reared its ugly head.  Tiny monsters had laid their eggs into my bed-kelims and their larvae were busy chewing up my cozy curtains.

From the inside, with curtains almost drawn


That meant WAR!!!!  So yesterday I dissembled the bed-cave and attacked the kelims.  Simply hoovering isn't good enough, those larvae are very attached to their habitat!  No, you must brush them with a hard-bristled brush, then hoover them hard, and then spray the whole carpet with lavender-water.  Ideally one does this every month, but I am usually too lazy for that.  I had relied on pheromone traps ....  They aren't too bad, but one needs to combine them with poisonous paperstrips, which I can't do when I sleep in the bed of course - I'd get poisoned, too!

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Usually I sleep in the back bedroom in the summer, when being warm isn't a priority, and then I use the paper strips on the kelims.  How the moths got past them last summer I don't know - I am beginning to suspect they are tougher than me!  I have been fighting them for 15 years now, and still a few of them survive!  I suppose I should be happy, at least I am providing a healthy habitat for a fellow species, but with a house full of cashmere cardigans etc moths are my natural enemies.  Mind you, so far they left the cashmere alone - why try to infiltrate my cupboards if there are loads of carpets etc for the taking?  I haven't a single carpet or kelim left that hasn't a few holes.



Never mind, I am finished now and my kelims should be safe for the next few months.  It is supposed to get chilly tonight, so I shall pre-warm the bed with a hot waterbottle, and drink some hot beverage before slipping under the duvet.  The bed still smells strongly of lavender, so I shall have a heavenly sleep ...

Me in my medieval cape


While rooting through my cupboards - don't ask! - I came across my hooded cape - don't I look like some sort of medieval denizen of fairyland?  I wish I had some medieval enactment to go to, I'd look the part.